My idea for a future Ozy and Millie revisit storyline

[Osideboy]

I was brainstorming just now and I came up with a very interesting plotline for DC Simpson should he ever decide to revisit our beloved Ozy and Millie. Well, here goes, and please, don't get too off-topic in this thread, I beg of you all.

The year is 2040. Ever since President Huckabee's even more embarassing administration than Bush's, the Republican Party is in complete shambles and Rick Santorum saw to it that its surrogate spinoff party, the Conservative Party, would never take off after his humiliating loss to his Democratic opponent Russ Feingold in the 2024 Election and the gaining of a Democratic hypermajority (75% or greater) in both Houses of Congress. With all remnants of the Old Republican Guard completely obliterated, the public has turned to the Zen Party, the party Llewellyn originally helped found back in 2004, to be the primary opposition to the now dominant Democrats. Ever since Llewellyn opposed his wife Mary (yes, I'm giving her a first name! ^^) Mudd in their local Washington State Senate seat, the Llewellyn Family has risen to national prominence over the decades and the two nonbiological children of Llewellyn, Ozymandias and Millicent, have been hounded by the paparazzi ever since they started high school. Now, the Zen Party has called on the Llewellyn Family to provide them with a nominee. The only problem is: Ozy and Millie both want to run for the party's nomination!

The revisit storyline I am proposing would pit Ozy and Millie against each other in a series of nationwide primaries and debates (a la Carville & Matalin) with their old friends Avery, Felicia and Stephan, along for the ride. Isolde would probably be pitted against herself. Does she go with her beloved adopted cousin Gray-Butt or does she go with the girl who she once said "had the makings of a truly great conspirator"? Relationships will be tested and some others may be forged. The only thing I know about this storyline is.....it'll be great!!!!!

So.....what does everybody think of my idea??? ^^

[Baconsticks]

I don't really like it, But i'll give you credit for writing it and posting it.

[Alestance]

I'll let you know when I finish the strip.

I'm currently on "Dreamers of the World: Untie" Which is from August 22nd 2001.

[Osideboy]

Thank you for expanding your criticisms, guys.

[Tom Flapwell]

Much as we enjoy surreality, it's not like DCS to weave a web that tangled. Fun to imagine, but not to play out in the comic.

[CptRaccoon]

I think it is garbage but the most people like me like garbage u know hte television.

Ozy and millie will become television-program by ur story.

U have many fantasy.

[Acid!]

No matter how bad of shape the Republicans are in Democrats will find a way to outdo them. The Republicans could run somebody who is hated by half the nation and only tolerated by the other half and the Democrats would still find a way to field a candidate that in unelectable. The Republicans dying and Democrats living on is just too fanciful for my tastes.

[Bocaj Claw]

Or be made unelectable by the Republican Operation to Vilify Everyone.

[Shinigetsu]

It would take too many explanatory strips and most of the humor would be lost.

[Acid!]

Or be made unelectable by the Republican Operation to Vilify Everyone.

As opposed to the Democrat's process of being fair, always telling the truth, and having no spines.

[Bocaj Claw]

Sounds about right. But replace "always telling the truth" with "making political decisions to present the truth in certain ways in order to render yourself or your party more electable" aka "lying." Most politicians lie at one point or another.

As for the lack of spines, this may require taxological research and a whole new species classification. I think homo democraticus may be the first mammal species without a central backbone structure. This could revolutionize polizoology as we know it!


Did anybody see the acronym joke? Come onnnnnnnn!

[Tom Flapwell]

Did anybody see the acronym joke? Come onnnnnnnn!

I did before long.

[Bocaj Claw]

Did anybody see the acronym joke? Come onnnnnnnn!

I did before long.

You're my bessht fren

[TyVulpine]

As opposed to the Democrat's process of being fair, always telling the truth, and having no spines.

Since when did politicans start telling the truth? Or being fair?

[Acid!]

A sarcasm detector? Thats a really useful invention.