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Banned for hiding encrypted messages in your post.

How long did you spend on the background? It looks great!

people usually get a blank in their memory for a space of time before they are fully asleep.

Absolutely right. Maybe you just got tired and went to bed without remembering it? Oh, and good choice of movie!

Otherwise we might all get arrested for promoting violence cause we hit someone once!

Reminds me of this:

Rapist Checklist
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.

Banned for not being too sneaky to follow.

I appreciate the advice, but you obviously live in a fantasy world if you think all parents love their children. Some parents put their children in microwaves. My mother loves me. My father not so much. EDIT: Also, this is saturday. I'm not going to see that guidance counselor till monday. Right no...

Happy birthdays to both of you!

I use Audition as well. I got it from my school, which is probably illegal, but oh well. I'm not too proficient in it yet, though moreso than all my classmates. :O Dude, every piece of software I own is "illigal"...I mean, christ, I don't have £800 for Photoshop... Yeah. I stole Photoshop too. D: ...

I'm scared, angry, confused, and if he touches either of them I'm going to beat him into the ground. NEVER do this. If he does something like that, stand in his way, even call the neighbours/police, but don't attack him, it can only make things worse. And although it may be tough, it's best to let ...

Banned for using the non word "lul".

Orbo is based upon the principle of time variant magneto-mechanical interactions.

I think it might be a load of crap...

Either that, or they use room-temperature superconductors.

I could point out a major error with htis picture, but I don't want to ruin anybody's fun, or stuff. It's a great picture, and despite the error, the joke gets across nicely :D If you don't point it out, how can he fix it? Roo, it's a nice pic, although Sage is right, it looks like Isabel's about t...

Jack, have you ever considered doing a comedy sketch show? There's just something about that picture that makes it so very awesome, but I haven't a clue what.

Claptrap

STDs

Best. Post. EVER.

And I'll say SAMs.

You should be banned for having an (almost) black and white AV.